Won't Someboday Save The Goatee?

As you know, I am a bit of a beard fetishist, and for a while was trying to grow my own goatee. Sadly due to a few misplaced strokes of the razor, I managed to gouge a hole the size of a 5p coin in the moustache of my left upper lip. Rather than let it grow out over 3 weeks, i decided to forgo the agony and shaved it all off the morning of the Pink Singers' trip to Brighton, so I am now back to my bare-faced cheek once more. If only I had known in advance of the goatee saver, a wondrous device which you clamp with your teeth (très S&M, non?) and shave around to give you that perfect moustache and beard. Check out the video and tell me the guy giving the spiel is not gay!